The Corgi Diaries

You’ve got dirt on your nose, by the way. Did you know? Just there. 

Winking corgi knows all your secrets.  And approves.

‘These sins must never be permitted re-occurrence.’

‘This is simply not how things are done in civilized cicles.’

‘I do not appreciate being made to look like a Backstreet Boy.  Kindly un-spike my fur, please.’

‘You would allow my public to see me this way?’

‘Put. The dog. Down.’