You’ve got dirt on your nose, by the way. Did you know? Just there.
Winking corgi knows all your secrets. And approves.
‘These sins must never be permitted re-occurrence.’
‘This is simply not how things are done in civilized cicles.’
‘I do not appreciate being made to look like a Backstreet Boy. Kindly un-spike my fur, please.’
Note the contrast of facial expressions.
‘You would allow my public to see me this way?’
‘Put. The dog. Down.’